anything and everything cringe worthy tell us your stories/jokes. ill start

Imagine the edge of a piece of paper slowly being dragged across the tip of you penis. you can't move and it keeps going slowly cutting in. you are screaming you can feel your manhood being sliced, but you can't do anything about it. as you feel it sliding ever deeper, you feel insanity over take you.

General Discussion: Penis paper cut.
Why does this exist.

I'm out 

wow another kid playing with his school books

We have one messed up community i tell ya

Oh oh! I have a cringe worthy word play too!

ok, imagine your teeth... hitting the pavement

ouch

Toothpick under a nail, then kick the wall. Why is this a thing now?

Toothpick under a nail, then kick the wall. Why is this a thing now?

thank you your the first person to actually post a cringe comment brownie points to you. and also heughh great cringe

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Double Post Merge: July 29, 2015, 05:10:05 pm

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here is another one. this one is true and actually happened

3 years ago a man standing 6 feet 8 inches tall went on a helicopter ride through the grand canyon. after the ride the man was the first to step out. he began to stretch. when he stretched his arms up the main propelor blade chopped his arm off. but as the blade had lost most of its momentum it wasn't a clean cut. so instead of a chop it was more of a rip as it pulled his arm off at the joint is his shoulder.

Now, @elfenliedtopfan5 would say getting stabbed directly in the center of the eye with a scissors. I'd like to add on to that imagine getting stabbed directly in the eye with a scissors and then the person tries to open the scissors, ripping your retina apart and the entirety of your eyeball.

Holy shit OP, that is absolutely horrifying. I feel like it could actually make a pretty good copypasta. I'll remember that 

I'll slit your eyelids and throw you into a salt lake. Am I playing correctly?

anything and everything cringe worthy tell us your stories/jokes. ill start

Imagine the edge of a piece of paper slowly being dragged across the tip of you penis. you can't move and it keeps going slowly cutting in. you are screaming you can feel your manhood being sliced, but you can't do anything about it. as you feel it sliding ever deeper, you feel insanity over take you.

Well its a good thing I have to pee every 30 seconds. the paper would just crumble

I'll slit your eyelids and throw you into a salt lake. Am I playing correctly?

how about a man had all of the first two layers of skin flayed off and then was soaked in a lemon juice and salt bath.