Maybe you should do a proper review Tom and show these new reviewers on the block how it's supposed to be done.

OI, I think my reviews have been received rather well, thank you very much.
I feel rather offended now.
But, I do see where you are coming from, and Shotgun, I would do a review, but both you and Scobalula beat me to it, meaning my review would be completely useless.
Anyway, I didn't really like it, but it wasn't the worst thing I've seen.
With regards,
Jiffy (your local Aussie reviewer).